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Joyce Jackson is turning tricks for world peace (rejoyce) wrote,
@ 2010-09-06 14:17:00

Entry tags:

earth boys are easy, socialist vs socialite

006// all's fair in love and charity
AND THAT'S THE AUCTION CLOSED.

The lucky winners are:
For Dominique Weasley - Daniel at 10 galleons
For Amelia Longbottom - Bast at 10 galleons
For Harlan Macmillan - Harrison at 10 galleons
For yours truly - Ian at 45 galleons
And for Cora Finnigan - Dylan at a whopping 200 galleons (now there's a charitable man!)

Gentlemen, payments due by no later than the day after the Ball. (And may I remind you of the rules, and note that ungentlemanly conduct may result in penalties.)

We also have independent donations from Autumn and Rose totalling 35 galleons.

Total raised for Oxfam Unwrapped: 310 galleons

CONGRATULATIONS, HOGWARTS! That's truly amazing. I didn't think you had it in you, but thanks for proving me wrong.

Dom, Amelia, Harlan and Cora

Ladies, remember that no matter how much we went for, or how good the cause of the auction is, there is no obligation to engage in any activity you don't wish to. The contract was for accompanying, and at least half the evening spent reasonably near the winner. I fully endorse your own definition of "reasonably" as seems appropriate to you.

And thanks again for your help. You're all stars.

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	vismith 2010-09-06 04:38 am UTC (link)
	Way to go, Joyce! I love how you turn a boring school event into a way to make a political statement. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rejoyce 2010-09-06 04:46 am UTC (link)
	Thanks, Vi! Someone's got to keep things interesting and purposeful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vismith 2010-09-06 04:50 am UTC (link)
	And I leave it to you to do exactly those things. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bastallen 2010-09-06 04:41 am UTC (link)
	Eh, as long as Dylan doesn't think TOO highly of himself. I just kept upbidding him to see how high it would go. Like I actually have 200 Galleons accessible to me. It's why I had to stop, see, in case Dylan's bumhole got too sore and he couldn't pony up. MY FAIR AMELIA! WHAT SHENANIGANS SHALL WE GET INTO? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rejoyce 2010-09-06 04:48 am UTC (link)
	I think any man who's just thrown that much into the alleviation of world poverty deserves to think a little highly of himself! You will get into perfectly gentlemanly shenanigans, won't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bastallen 2010-09-06 04:55 am UTC (link)
	IS THERE ANY OTHER KIND OF SHENANIGANS? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	vismith 2010-09-06 04:41 am UTC (link)
	And damn, Dylan, you were not messing around. You better gussy yourself up real nice, Cora Finnigan. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dyllague 2010-09-06 04:42 am UTC (link)
	Hahahahaha. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vismith 2010-09-06 04:45 am UTC (link)
	Seriously, Dylan. That's a lot of money. If I were paying that for a date, I'd expect a little bit of leg. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dyllague 2010-09-06 04:55 am UTC (link)
	Hahahaha, I guess we'll see if she obliges. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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Dylan/Cora. -

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	Dylan/Joyce rejoyce 2010-09-06 04:47 am UTC (link)
	You do have 200 galleons, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dylan/Joyce dyllague 2010-09-06 04:56 am UTC (link)
	Yep, though I fully intend to ask my parents for two hundred galleons to donate to a charity rather than pay out of my own pocket. Either way, I've got it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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rejoyce, 2010-09-06 04:58 am UTC

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dyllague, 2010-09-06 04:59 am UTC

	finnevin 2010-09-06 04:42 am UTC (link)
	Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bastallen 2010-09-06 04:45 am UTC (link)
	That. Is precisely how I feel as well. Possibly for different reasons. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	finnevin 2010-09-06 04:47 am UTC (link)
	Definitely for different reasons. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Joyce/Devin rejoyce 2010-09-06 04:50 am UTC (link)
	You've changed your tune. All right when your sister goes for that much charity, is it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Joyce/Devin

finnevin
2010-09-06 04:58 am UTC (link)

She signed up because I asked her to and she is going to flip a shit when she sees this. I can't not enjoy this.

Especially when she was convinced no one would bid on her to begin with. I thought it would just be funny, but two hundred galleons? And getting the highest bids? That's got to be an ego boost for her. Or, at least, I hope it is. She's wicked and she needs to know that.