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Joyce Jackson is turning tricks for world peace ([info]rejoyce) wrote,
@ 2010-06-24 08:47:00

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Entry tags:dimitar = fun police, earth boys are easy, jackson love, quafflicious, take me away, veggie ahoy

001// bacon is not a vegetable
I'd just like to announce that our beloved - and totally benevolent; don't believe everything you read on the walls of the quidditch changerooms (I am going to enjoy my sleep-in, thank you) - captain Dimitar Dachev has agreed to have meat-free Fridays! If anyone else thinks they're as manly as the Big D, or is just curious about tasty and karma-positive food options, I invite you to join us! Hogwarts provides an absolutely delicious vegetarian alternative at all meals now that I've spent six years yelling at them about it and you'll be amazed how good you'll feel.

I should be doing that potions homework, but question three still doesn't make any sense, and I'm exhausted. I anticipate my knees are going to kill me tomorrow. I haven't sat a broom for that long in... ever? Maybe if I'd spent all summer zipping around I'd... well, I wouldn't be able to meet my own eyes in the mirror for having been so fucking frivolous. I wish I'd done more volunteer time as it is, but my travel-fund has appreciated the pain to my social conscience!



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[info]sjackson
2010-06-23 11:11 pm UTC (link)
Meat-free Fridays.

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[info]rejoyce
2010-06-24 12:33 am UTC (link)
Are you my echoing back-up singer, or do you not understand the concept?

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[info]sjackson
2010-06-24 01:05 am UTC (link)
You're just a fucking idiot.

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[info]rejoyce
2010-06-24 01:08 am UTC (link)
Must be genetic, because that response had all the intelligence and rational support that I expect from you.

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(no subject) - [info]sjackson, 2010-06-24 01:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rejoyce, 2010-06-24 01:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sjackson, 2010-06-24 01:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dachev, 2010-06-24 01:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rejoyce, 2010-06-24 01:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dachev, 2010-06-24 01:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rejoyce, 2010-06-24 01:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dachev, 2010-06-24 01:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rejoyce, 2010-06-24 02:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dachev, 2010-06-24 09:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sjackson, 2010-06-24 02:46 am UTC
Jacksons only - [info]rejoyce, 2010-06-24 02:24 am UTC
Jacksons only - [info]sjackson, 2010-06-24 02:47 am UTC
Jacksons only - [info]rejoyce, 2010-06-24 02:58 am UTC
Jacksons only - [info]sjackson, 2010-06-24 02:59 am UTC
Jacksons only - [info]rejoyce, 2010-06-24 03:03 am UTC
Jacksons only - [info]sjackson, 2010-06-24 03:04 am UTC
Jacksons only - [info]rejoyce, 2010-06-24 03:08 am UTC
Jacksons only - [info]sjackson, 2010-06-24 03:39 am UTC
Jacksons only - [info]rejoyce, 2010-06-24 04:59 am UTC

[info]jsrspotter
2010-06-24 01:44 am UTC (link)
How was it like to have a broom between your legs after a long time?

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[info]rejoyce
2010-06-24 01:52 am UTC (link)
Well, it certainly got me hot and bothered.

You infant.

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[info]jsrspotter
2010-06-24 01:59 am UTC (link)
Is that what kept you from scoring goals on your practice scrimmage?

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[info]rejoyce
2010-06-24 02:11 am UTC (link)
No, that would be Rose.

I am now expecting lesbian innuendo, please.

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(no subject) - [info]jsrspotter, 2010-06-24 02:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rejoyce, 2010-06-24 02:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jsrspotter, 2010-06-24 02:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rejoyce, 2010-06-24 03:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]prickly, 2010-06-24 09:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]prickly, 2010-06-24 09:04 pm UTC

[info]oneeighth
2010-06-24 02:08 am UTC (link)
Eh, I think I eat healthily enough, Joyce. I mean, I grew up with a mum obsessed with her appearance. We learned early on what was good and bad.

But it sounds like an interesting concept.

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[info]rejoyce
2010-06-24 02:14 am UTC (link)
And you are a wonderful example to the sugar-filled younger years. But there's bad for your body, and then there's bad for your soul, Louis.

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[info]oneeighth
2010-06-24 02:16 am UTC (link)
Yes, well. Lots of things are bad for my soul. But lots of things are also good for my mental health.

I'll consider it, yeah?

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[info]rejoyce
2010-06-24 02:18 am UTC (link)
It's only one day a week! Just three little meals! How much of an imposition can that really be?

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(no subject) - [info]oneeighth, 2010-06-24 02:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rejoyce, 2010-06-24 02:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oneeighth, 2010-06-24 03:06 am UTC

[info]ijboot
2010-06-24 03:46 am UTC (link)
Joyce, my fiery goddess of fear and love, for you, I will quit eating meat on Fridays.

WIll that make you happy?

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[info]sjackson
2010-06-24 04:19 am UTC (link)
What a queer.

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[info]rejoyce
2010-06-24 05:02 am UTC (link)
Hush, twerp.

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[info]sjackson
2010-06-24 05:03 am UTC (link)
Oh, that's insulting.

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[info]rejoyce
2010-06-24 05:02 am UTC (link)
It will make me delirious with joy, you flatterer.

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[info]ijboot
2010-06-24 05:40 am UTC (link)
Anything to please you, oh sunlight of my sky. Heard you beat Ravenclaw in a scrimmage. Congratulations.

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[info]rejoyce
2010-06-24 06:11 am UTC (link)
Me personally? Not so much. But in times like these it's important to remember that quidditch is a team sport. The scrimmage was lots of fun. If exhausting.

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(no subject) - [info]ijboot, 2010-06-24 06:40 pm UTC

[info]finnevin
2010-06-24 06:17 am UTC (link)
Quidditch: If you're not sore, you're not playing it right.

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[info]rejoyce
2010-06-24 06:46 am UTC (link)
I feel overwhelmed by the potential innuendo here. I may have to defer to more capable associates.

No, you're totally right. And it's a good sort of sore. Doesn't change the soreness, though.

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[info]finnevin
2010-06-24 09:30 am UTC (link)
What innuendo? It´s the fucking truth.

Take a bath in ice water.

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(no subject) - [info]rejoyce, 2010-06-24 10:35 pm UTC

[info]macabrely
2010-06-25 06:10 pm UTC (link)
But bacon is the candy of meats.

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[info]rejoyce
2010-06-26 02:38 am UTC (link)
Isn't it a little salty to be candy? Maybe the potato chip of meats. Then again: double-salted dutch licorice.

I can't believe I am having this conversation.

Also, I really want some double-salted licorice now.

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[info]macabrely
2010-06-27 06:47 pm UTC (link)
But think of it, sweets are the least nutritionally beneficial food group. Bacon? Least nutritionally beneficial of meats. Therefore, bacon is the candy of meats.

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(no subject) - [info]rejoyce, 2010-06-28 02:20 am UTC



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